I need help from someone who plays Halo.

So, if you’re a Halo fan, could you message me? It’s a super easy question,(I think), but I’d be very appreciative.

P!nk - Just Give Me A Reason (feat. Nate Ruess)

twentysomethingnightmare:

allyouladiespopyopussylikedis:

Just Give Me A Reason [feat Nate Ruess from fun.] | P!nk

Holy shit this song is perfection <3

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Beyoncé - Sex on Fire (Live at Glastonbury 2011)

emlausunu:

The way Bey moves to the music in the actual performance is so amazing. Perfect woman.

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Anonymous asked: show me dah booty pls

Gabe, you’re a moron. Hahahah.

arrcade:

someday i’ll get better at drawing totodiles

arrcade:

someday i’ll get better at drawing totodiles

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phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

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kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

My neighbor has a cannon.

yay, rednecks.

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thelilnan:

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat*

A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back, I want big S’s everywhere.” And the car painter asks “Why?” And the snail says “Because when I pass people on the road I want them to point at me and say ‘Wow! Look at that escargot!”

you had me at rich snail

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